how do I convey “If you’re gay I’d like to aggressively make out with you, but if you’re straight I’m sorry for looking at you.” to a guy with a look that lasts .2 seconds?
Sometimes recovery is waking up early to write in coffee shops and practicing yoga and eating lots of fruit and chocolate and sometimes it’s staying in bed all day and hiding from the world until you can stop crying. All of this is ok. What’s important is that you take care of yourself no matter what kind of day you’re having.
“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”
Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.
true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird